My regular job as a father is to keep my daughter's boyfriend terrified.

Are you interested in having a winery?

Ever?  

Family owned and operated? 

Do you agree that no child wine buyer should not be left behind?

Here is an idea.

Even if you do not have winery, 

nothing stops you from selling wine. 

Right?

 
Wine branded as

"My graduate school"

"My universities"

"Next class"

(kinda promising ah? -"I need my NEXT CLASS")

 "Second degree"

"Graduate degree"

"Learning from the best"
"VinoPedia"
"WinePedia"
(Pedia does not sound appropriate, we are talking about educating kids after all. A "paedia", a common English word of Greek origin meaning "knowledge" seems to be appropriate.)

     Boxed wine (cheap and UP) with short bio of a physicist(chemist, biologist, etc(according to department's names of local university ;-) ) and his major achievements, including major formulas etc.) Also box package will provide more room for information, after all it's educational....One side of the box is a picture of a scientist (most known picture) with major formulas etc.

     Might come in pocket size bottle with same characteristics.

     Each 12 or 12 dozen boxes comes with a long shelf(mailed in), so these boxes are not thrown out, but rather used to decorate/enlighte(is it a word?)  the study room. Optional hook might be included with each purchase.

     Choice of red/white/pink depending on the impact of a person to the science, his character, or  personality. Also searching his personal preferences would be a hint.

      A line of beer with similar name/properties. After that nothing stops you from producing line of potato chips with Einstein name. Each box of 12 bags comes with study guide.....
      Here  word PAEDIA comes again as brand name for salty nuts...

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